The Intramuros Performance Tour


Please remember this is Monsoon season, tours are immediately cancelled in the event of RED or ORANGE alerts.

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Adults: Php1500.00
Students: Php750.00
Seniors: Php1200.00
Persons with Disabilities: Php1200.00

Tickets may be purchased onsite when you arrive at the Fort Santiago.
Tickets may be purchased online via
Tickets may be purchased online at my Facebook public page. Click HERE

The ticket is “all-in” and includes all entrance fees, tour guide fees, snacks, and optional transport around Intramuros via pedicab or horse carriage for those who aren’t much into walking.


JULY 7 – (Saturday )  – 5:00pm
JULY 8 – (Sunday ) – 5:00pm
JULY 9 – (Monday) – 5:00pm
JULY 14 – (Saturday) – 5:00pm
JULY 15 – (Sunday) – 5:00pm
JULY 16 – (Monday )  –  5:00pm
JULY 21 – (Saturday ) – 5:00pm
JULY 22 – (Sunday) – 5:00pm
JULY 28 – (Saturday) – 5:00pm
JULY 29 – (Sunday)  –  5:00pm

AUGUST 4 – (Saturday) – 9:00am
AUGUST 5  – (Sunday) – 5:00pm
AUGUST 18 – (Saturday) – 5:00pm
AUGUST 19 – (Sunday)  –  5:00pm

*Private tours are available at a minimum of 25 people. This show is ideal for team building exercises, family reunions, class field trips, and office outings.

*Private tours for less than 25 people may be subject to an altered itinerary and content.

“WALK THIS WAY!” – Description:

Wander with me around the walled city of Intramuros on a theatrical ride through the years 1571 until 1945. You’ll learn about Manila’s complex history as we laze under trees, snack on candy, and marvel at some of the oldest heritage structures in the Philippine archipelago. We’ll start our journey at the Fort Santiago by the Pasig River. We’ll see Plaza Moriones, the Manila Cathedral, the Plaza Roma and end our journey in front of the UNESCO world heritage site of San Agustin Church.

There will be illusions. There will be candy. There will be buggy rides and theatre. We’ll talk about Filipino society, politics, history, art, religion, along with other topics that might make you laugh, cry. or possibly take offence. It’s performance art in the guise of a “walking tour”.

This tour is suitable for baby strollers, slow walkers, wheelchairs, and leashed dogs. The tour is in full American English spoken by a Filipino.

My shows and tours do not discriminate against age, gender, skin colour, taste in music or politicians. However, I am adamantly against bigots, humourless characters, corrupt politicians, and  hostile governments who try to steal my fish. Therefore, as of March 2018, Walk This Way will not entertain any government employee or diplomat from the People’s Republic of China. If Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte doesn’t have the guts to tell Xi Jinping that stealing our islands in the West Philippine Sea is an act of aggression, a violation against UNCLOS ruling, and simply unacceptable behaviour, than I’ll do it personally. Regular Chinese nationals who are not part of the PRC government machine are welcome of course.

*Itinerary and schedule may change due to inclement weather.

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Text or call: +63 920 9092021 +639088975515
Email Reservations :
Subject line: The date of preferred tour (i.e. “December 5 – Friday – 3:00pm)
*Please include your cellphone or hotel contact number in case there are last-minute changes or cancellations.

Click on the line below for a Google map to Intramuros.
Meeting Point: Fort Santiago, Gen. Luna and Sta.Clara Street. Intramuros
(Look for our desk in front of Manila Collectible Co.)
Ending Point: La Monja Loca/Tesoro Store, Plaza San Luis, Calle Gen. Luna, Intramuros